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whaaaaat?
ampullae:

this screencap is very important

ampullae:

this screencap is very important

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.  LOOK.  FUCKING LOOK.  A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.  DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.  FUCK
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.


yeah

diddid you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

The stardust twinkles, star of my dreams.

ikimaru:

finally updating the AU yess

so John and Rose like going exploring underwater places and stuff and they get in trouble at times

and Jade met Dave in some sea cave and then they became friends so that sorta turned into their meeting place ((also Dave probably carries his sunglasses around and puts them on when he’s out of the water pftahah)

[merstuck]

mywildmind:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

[watch here]

bannannibal:

Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great

chatterboxrose:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

Lest us forget that their opening band is also owning: 

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Unlikely simultaneous historical events

fuckyeahmelancholy:

karatam:

simhasanam:

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could already visit what is now Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy Native American silver.

The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.

Nintendo was formed the same year Van Gogh painted Starry Night.

Cleopatra (the last Pharaoh of Egypt) lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.

When Kublai Khan became the Mongol Emperor, the first humans were setting foot on New Zealand.

The world’s oldest living tree was already 1,000 years old when the Wooly Mammoths died out.

The steam-powered train was invented before the bicycle as we know it. (And bicycles only predate airplanes by 30 years)

Betty White is older than sliced bread.

Guns (or handcannons/fire-lances) had been in use in China for about 200 years when the English defeated the French at Crécy in 1346 through the novel use of the longbow.

The lives of Confucius, Socrates and Buddha all occurred around the same time. Buddha is thought to have died in 483 BC, Confucius died in 479 BC, and Socrates was born in 469 BC (a span of just 14 years)

Mauritania became the last country to ban slavery, over 5 years after the launch of the iPod.

During World War II, there were still many living former slaves in the US.

The Native Americans had a city, Cahokia, that was as populated as London or Paris in its peak during the 13th century. It remained the largest ever city in the United States until the 1740’s. It was completely abandoned by the time a white man saw it.

lychgate:

INCREDIBLE DRAMA THIS WEEK ON DORITO FACED BAD TOUCH SEMPAI SAN AND SHOTA BOY.

morita6894:

OFF LOG③ | おつまみ大将軍 [pixiv] 

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